There is a lovely phrase when applied to avoid writing (although it may apply to other arts as well) – “cat waxing.”
Tonight was a specialized evening of cat waxing – statistics. It was my regular writing hangout, but folks were busy, and the house cleaner was banging about the place, etc. The Muse did not appear. So rather than pound out a scene that I would later delete, I checked my submissions stats.
All Hail The Submissions Grinder!
The date is lost to history, but I started using the Grinder for years, but didn’t really start tracking in earnest until about 15 years ago. Once I completed my liminal journey to Viable Paradise, it became my faithful, frustrating companion, reminding me of my trials, tribulations, and occasional triumph. That last bit is really important when ye olde Imposter Syndrome comes to visit.
As part of the statistical review, I discovered two new tabs for my Career Bingo card, namely 50th story sale and 600th Rejection! Woot!
There are still plenty of open tabs on that card. All I can do is write, submit, repeat as needed. As my VP oath demanded, I must send the Work forth (to paying markets only) until Hell won’t have it.
Excuse me while I send a fabulous bit of flash fiction out into the world. Again.